v0rt.com

/* v0rt.com -- humans.txt */
/* the humans behind the machine that watches the web for other humans */

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   a crawler that roams the open web collecting the small human things
   left in page source: jokes, confessions, ASCII art, and easter eggs
   tucked into HTML comments, console logs, and response headers.
   built, fittingly, by a human.


/* TEAM */

   Builder & keeper ............. Jeffrey  (github.com/j-stroup)
   Say hello / ask for removal .. [redacted]@v0rt.com


/* THANKS */

   To every anonymous person who ever left a joke, a sigh, a tiny
   drawing, or a secret hello in their page source -- whether anyone
   was ever meant to find it or not. You are the whole reason this
   exists. Please keep doing it.


/* COLOPHON */

   Hand-built. PHP + SQLite, no framework, no build step.
   Crawled gently, one page at a time, robots.txt respected.
   The clacks overhead carry a name -- check the response headers.

   Last human touch: 2026-10